The Minimum-Wage Squire's Guide to Slaying Gods

About this book

In the heavily bureaucratized kingdom of Aethelgard, true heroes are ranked by precious metals and celebrated like untouchable celebrities. Barnaby Fiddlewick is definitely not one of them. As a copper-ranked squire whose primary duty is shoveling dragon dung and polishing armor, Barnaby's grandest ambition is to one day afford a sword that isn't made of rusted iron. But when a spectacular administrative error assigns him to an S-class quest meant for the realm's greatest champion, Barnaby is thrust into the role of savior. Accompanied by a narcoleptic wizard dropout, a cowardly fallen noble in rusty armor, and a tone-deaf halfling bard, Barnaby must navigate deadly dungeons, outwit bureaucratic guild masters, and face an ancient evil threatening the realm. Through sheer luck, unexpected cleverness, and the power of unlikely friendship, this ragtag group of underdogs might just accidentally save the world.

Book details

Genres:

Light Novel, Fantasy, Comedy, Adventure

Language:

en

Published:

2026-04-28

Content rating:

PG-13